Overheard in a Cafe in NYC
November 24th, 2007“If you take a handful of grapenuts, and don’t add milk, and hurl them as hard as you can at somebody’s face, you can take out both their eyes, and maybe kill them. I can’t believe I spent the whole day at the hospital and they told me to go to the dentist.”
[Editor’s note: You just never hear that sort of thing in a San Francisco cafe.]