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June 24, 2005
Where 2.0

wherelogo.gifDamon, Jon and I will present Project PlaceSite and discuss wi-fi cafe fun in San Francisco next week at Where 2.0, O'Reilly's new conference about location-aware tech.

If you're there, come say hi.

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April 20, 2005
Farewell, Odeon

Unless this is one of Chicken John's pranks, the Odeon is closing.

What a blow to San Francisco. If I learned the Golden Gate Bridge will be dismantled at the end of the month, that news wouldn't strike me any harder.

No joke. Many, many of the people and things I love most about San Francisco are somehow associated with this place.

Thanks Chicken John, for this fantastic creativity-magnet called the Odeon. It was too good to last. I can't wait to witness your next project.


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March 26, 2005
Seeking Bay Area Wi-fi People

wifi-survey.gifHelp supercharge wi-fi public places in the San Francisco Bay Area!

For my final Masters project at U.C. Berkeley I'm exploring new ways in which online social interaction can move into the offline ("real") world -- and learning what online services can add to face-to-face conversation.

An important part of our research is to learn how people here interact and use wi-fi (wireless Internet) in public and semi-public places.

If you're 18 or older, live or work in the Bay Area and use wi-fi, you can help us immensely by taking a few minutes to answer the following brief survey. Your responses will be kept completely anonymous.

Here's the survey: http://www.seansavage.com/survey

We need all the responses we can get, so it would be great if you could spread the word by pointing your Bay Area friends to the survey.

This summer we'll post a report about what we learn; I'll link to the report from here when it's available.

Thanks!

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August 03, 2004
Circus Contraption

Circus ContraptionI love the dark postmodern vaudeville/caberet/circus/sideshow performances that are becoming popular on the West Coast. I thought that San Francisco and Black Rock City lead the way for this genre, but I was wrong. A Seattle troupe called Circus Contraption blows the polka-dotted pants off the other twisted circus shows that I've seen, they've been doing it for many years, and this week they're coming to San Francisco.

Circus Contraption serves up clever and astounding performances set to an entrancing live soundtrack. Each member of the troupe excels in a circus/erotic/dance specialty or two, and each doubles as a talented musician in a freakish, unforgettable band. The music doesn't take a back seat; I'd still rush to see these people if they were just a band, and I happily bought one of their CDs.

If you haven't seen this nonprofit troupe, don't miss them. I loved their Seattle performance on a recent Sunday night, but Bunny Lamonte told me afterwards that Friday midnight shows are best. On Fridays the performers and the crowd are at their peak energy levels and things get wild and raunchy.

Circus Contraption's latest show, "Grand American Traveling Dime Museum," is coming to San Francisco starting this Friday, August 6. They're playing at CELLspace in the Mission; tickets are $15 (or "pay what you can" on opening night.) Take it from a grad student -- it's worth the $15. But show up on a Friday night. And buy tickets early. (They kept selling out in Seattle -- that's why I went on a Sunday).

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July 02, 2004
Another Look at San Francisco

Urban photologger Mike from satanslaundromat just visited San Francisco; have a look at the city through his eyes:

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March 27, 2004
Oscar Wilde + Eno + French fury = Metal Urbain

metal urbain cdTonight you're in for a good show at the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco. Elbow your way through the smarmy clots of hipsters in the front room and pay $10 to enter the grittier back room, where you'll see old-school French electronica punks Metal Urbain. I checked out last night's show and I loved their unique sound: angry punk anthems screamed in French, backed by dirty guitars, a laptop and what seems to be a weird old drum machine.

I didn't know a thing about this band until I heard one of their tracks on KUSF a couple of days ago. A little Web and liner-note research reveals that they started out in 1976. They were big influences on the Jesus & Mary Chain and on Big Black (including Steve Albini who later produced the Pixies and Nirvana).

Hypnotic lead singer Eric Debris cites Oscar Wilde (!) and "anti-naturalistic" philosophy as major inspirations. The liner notes say they were the first punk band to use synth percussion, and they were the sole punk band to adopt Brian Eno's approach to electronica (that is, using electronics for unique sonic potential, rather than just to replicate real instrument sounds).

I wish I could find the lyrics and figure out what Debris was shouting about... It definitely involved sex and Fascism.

UPDATE 5/31/04:Jason Harlan reports that Metal Urbain played a set on kickass indy radio station WFMU; you can listen to a RealAudio-format recording of it here.

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January 27, 2004
San Franciscans to Reclaim the Streets

rts-sf.gifA new Reclaim The Streets movement is underway in San Francisco. Participants hope to replace the usual glut of automobiles near the intersection of Haight and Stanyan Streets with a flood of pirate-attired, partying pedestrians on Valentine's Day 2004 from noon until 9 pm.

The original Reclaim The Streets groups coalesced to form massive London street disruptions in the 1990s, including a 1996 event in which thousands reappopriated a 3/4 mile stretch of highway to form a giant street party.

See details of the San Francisco RTS movement, and plans for the February 14 event, at http://www.rts-sf.org. And spread the word.

(PARANOID WARNING: The RTS-SF Web site includes a mysterious sign-up form that requests your e-mail address. I'm not saying the people behind this site aren't who they claim to be, but it's best to assume the worst -- that spammers and/or John Ashcroft are on the receiving end of that form. Use a junk e-mail account, or just don't register.)

UPDATE 2/14/04: See phonecam shots of the event on cheesebikini cam.

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December 26, 2003
SantaCon 2003

santa-icon.jpg Brace yourself for breathtakingly belated coverage from San Francisco SantaCon 2003. Yet another conference hits the City by the Bay.

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July 03, 2003
Trudy's in Trouble

find trudy!Who's Trudy?

Who will pay you $300 to find her?

Nobody will pay you, if this is a hoax.

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June 28, 2003
Snapshots from the Fire Circus

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These are snapshots from Flam Chen's fire circus last night. It was an impressive outdoor show on a spectacular evening in San Francisco.

After the show I spent most of the night just cruising all around town with my housemate Cheu, hitting the best hillside viewpoints like a wide-eyed tourist. The whole city was out playing, because in San Francisco we rarely see a night like last night: it was clear and warm enough to wear shorts, even on top of Twin Peaks. Last night, this town was Heaven.

UPDATE: Derek Powazek took better photos of the fire circus.

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June 25, 2003
George Orwell Centenary Festival

Homeland SecurityToday, on the 100th anniversary of George Orwell's birth, his masterpieces really are more important to us than ever.

If you live near San Francisco, come out for the George Orwell Centenary Festival at Edinburgh Castle in San Francisco. The festival runs tonight, tomorrow night and Saturday night. It includes readings from Orwell's most important works, film screenings, and "Free Victory Gin."

Show up tonight and tell them "cheesebikini is doubleplusgood." You'll get free admission to the Thursday and Saturday night shows; normal cover charge for those shows will be $6 and $7 respectively. And remember: four legs good, two legs bad.

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June 12, 2003
Illegal Art

notmickey-small.gifIllegal Art is coming to the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art's Artist Gallery at Fort Mason next month (July 2 through July 25).

Yum. I can hardly wait.

From the exhibition Web site:

...copyright was originally intended to facilitate the exchange of ideas but is now being used to stifle it.

The Illegal Art Exhibit will celebrate what is rapidly becoming the "degenerate art" of a corporate age: art and ideas on the legal fringes of intellectual property. Some of the pieces in the show have eluded lawyers; others have had to appear in court.

Loaded with gray areas, intellectual property law inevitably has a silencing effect, discouraging the creation of new works.

The last time I was at Fort Mason, a security guard kicked me out for photographing portions of the Toulouse-Lautrec exhibit which I pieced together that afternoon in my own bit of illegal art.

(By the way -- we were good tenants; we were evicted because the house was sold and the new owner was moving in.)

UPDATE: Here's an intriguing column that reflects Creative Commons' take on this exhibit.

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March 14, 2003
Attaboy

Attaboy!Last night a drunken Fez-wearing turtle came to me in a dream and said:

"You won't know Jack about Experience Design until you visit Attaboy at his Yumfactory."

Strange dream, no?

Attaboy art is featured at a free show that will take place March 15 though the end of the month at Culture Cache gallery, 1800 Bryant Street, San Francisco. New Yorkers can check it out in April at CBGB's 313 Gallery.

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March 03, 2003
Free Wi-Fi Cafes in San Francisco

[Also see the cheesebikini map of free Berkeley wi-fi cafes]

Here are a map and a list of San Francisco cafes that offer free wireless Internet access. If you have a laptop or other device with Wi-Fi (wireless Internet) capability, turn it on in one of these places to enjoy a free high-speed connection.

San Francisco Wi-Fi Map - See Key Below


UPDATE 6/26/05: If you use Windows and you're interested in seeing who's in cafes nearby, check out Meetro. It's not available for Macs so I haven't tried it out but it looks like fun. -Sean

UPDATE 3/2/05: A four-block zone of Chestnut Street in San Francisco's über-gentrified Marina District is now immersed in free wi-fi, courtesy of AnchorFree. The wi-fi zone covers Chestnut between Fillmore and Scott Streets, according to MacWorld. Thanks to Denis Hiller for the tip -- and the wi-fi!

Why certain cafes disappeared from the list and map: In late 2003, ZRNet, a company that outfitted many cafes with wi-fi hot-spots, withdrew free wi-fi service from all of these cafes, so I removed ZRNet cafes from the list. These cafes include: Atlas Cafe (ouch!), Cole Valley Cafe, Cafe XO, Tart to Tart, Cafe International, Brainwash Cafe and Laundromat, the Muddy Waters cafes, most of the Royal Grounds cafes, Cafe La Taza, Java on Ocean, Java Beach and Simple Pleasures. - Sean, 11/7/03

2   H Cafe:   380 17th Street, at Sanchez.   Jason Harlan reports that now an employee here "forces you to share tables with other laptop users... and he's rude."   map | site

3   Jumpin' Java Coffee House & Eats:   139 Noe, at 14th.   map

4   Maggie Mudd:   OK, it's an ice cream shop, not a cafe. But I think they serve coffee... I haven't stepped inside this place; their Web site frightens me.   903 Cortland Ave. at Gates.   map | site

5   Maxfield's House of Caffeine:   Dolores at 17th.   Matadors fought bulls nearby! Don't take my word for it, ask about it in the Mission Dolores museum at San Francisco's oldest church, two doors up on Dolores. Or check out the bullfight pictures here (the sixth and seventh illustrations from the bottom). But I digress...   map

6   Morning Due Cafe:   3698 17th Street, at Church Street.   Thanks to Rick Ehrlinspiel for the tip.   Added 12/31/03.   map

7   Caffe Puccini:   (NOTE: Wi-Fi connection here is weak.) This cafe doesn't provide Wi-Fi access, but they're within range of someone's open Wi-Fi hub. When sitting at the south side of the cafe -- the side closest to Broadway -- I can pick up a low- to medium-strength signal. Unfortunately I couldn't find any power outlets. Not a perfect situation, but this is a cozy cafe that serves great strong coffee to tourists and classic North Beach characters.   411 Columbus Ave, between Green and Vallejo.   map

8   Rockin' Java:   1821 Haight Street between Shrader and Stanyan, just East of Golden Gate Park.   map

9   Martha & Bros. Coffee on Church:   (NOTE: Wi-Fi connection may not be strong.) This cafe doesn't provide free Wi-Fi access, but they're within range of someone's open Wi-Fi hub. (This cafe does provide fee-based Wi-Fi access via Surf and Sip; select the "toaster.net" signal for free access or select "SurfandSip" for the stronger fee-based signal.) Thanks to Brad Lauster for the tip. And big thanks to Cliff Skolnick for sharing his home access point with the public!   1551 Church Street, at Duncan.   map | site

10   Peet's Coffee on Fillmore:   (NOTE: Wi-Fi connection may not be strong.) Dave Holmes-Kinsella reports: "If I sit *outside* at Peet's on Sacramento & Fillmore, there's a varying number of free WiFi A/Ps available."   2197 Fillmore Street, at Sacramento.   map

11   Oakside Cafe:   (NOTE: This cafe closes at 3 pm.) Thanks to Brian McCarthy for the tip.   1195 Oak Street, at Broderick.   map

12   Mario's Bohemian Cigar Store Cafe:   (NOTE: Free Wi-Fi connection may not be strong.)   This cafe doesn't provide free Wi-Fi access, but they're within range of someone's open Wi-Fi hub. It's a cozy little North Beach cafe in a beautiful setting with good coffee and power outlets in back. (This cafe does provide fee-based Wi-Fi access via Surf and Sip; select the "thiebaud apple network" signal for free access or select "SurfandSip" for the stronger fee-based signal.)   566 Columbus Avenue, at Union, across the street from Washington Square Park.   Added 3/28/03.   map | site

14   Internet Wired Cafe:   In addition to regular WiFi (802.11b), this cafe offers one of the new, faster, 802.11g hotspots. Enjoy the free wi-fi, but brace yourself for the cheesiest policy in town: using a power outlet will cost you $1 per hour. By raising the cost of their coffee by ten cents per cup and cancelling this pathetically stingy rule, they'd make make more money and they'd stop insulting their customers. But hey, it's a free country; let them keeping diverting business to the more than forty other free wi-fi cafes in town that respect their customers. Thanks to "toor" for the tip.   1392 9th Avenue, at Judah.   Added 3/30/03.   map | site

15   Oh Java! Cafe:   Thanks to Kevin for the tip.   562 Central Avenue, at Grove.   Added 4/15/03.   map

16   Central Coffee, Tea & Spice:   NOTE: The hot-spot here is WEP-encryped; you have to ask at the front counter for the passcode, which the owner changes regularly to "keep people honest." This doesn't really make sense, because any dishonest person could easily go to the front counter and copy down today's passcode. But anyway, ask for the code and type it into your Wi-Fi card settings. This is kind of a hassle, but the coffee and the music were good when I visited the place.   Thanks to Kevin for the tip.   1696 Hayes St. at Central Ave.   Added 4/15/03.   map

17   Crepe Soleil:   Thanks to Stew for the tip.   Polk Street near Pine.   Added 4/15/03.   map

18   Venture Frogs:   This is not really a cafe, but cofounder Tony Hsieh says people are welcome to use their free wifi connection, and they serve coffee and tea.   1000 Van Ness, at O'Farrell.   Added 4/15/03.   map | site

19   Castro Country Club:   Thanks to "csmoll" for the tip.   4058 18th Street, at Castro.   Added 4/19/03.   map | site

20   Caffe Roma:   I love this cafe; thanks to Ben Hammersley for the tipping me off to their new wifi service.   526 Columbus, between Green and Union.   Added 4/19/03.   map | site

21   Golden Gate Perk:   Thanks to Chris Bucoy Brown for the tip.   Bush at Kearny.   Added 4/19/03.   map | site

24   Nani's Cafe:   Thanks to Eric L. and Natty for the tips.   2739 Geary Boulevard, between Masonic and Wood.   Added 4/26/03.   map | site

25   Sacred Grounds:   Thanks to Cameron for the tip.   2095 Hayes Street, at Cole.   Added 4/26/03.   map | site

27   The Canvas Cafe/Gallery:   Thanks to Adrian Elliot for the tip.   1200 9th Avenue at Lincoln Way, just south of Golden Gate Park.   Added 4/26/03.   map

28   Dulcinea Cafe and Catering:   This cafe doesn't provide its own hotspot, but from there you can supposedly reach the hotspot next door at DNA Lounge. Thanks to DNA's Jamie Zawinski for the tip -- and for the bandwidth.   371 11th Street, between Harrison and Folsom.   Added 4/26/03.   map | site

30   Cup a Joe:   It's "a great cafe with good light, couches upstairs, lots of plugs, and the best banana bread around," according to Corii Liau. Thanks for the tip, Corii.   1901 Hayes Street, at Ashbury.   Added 5/24/03.   map

33   Pearls International Beverages:   Galen reports that Pearls offers free 802.11a and 802.11b Wi-Fi access.   329 West Portal Avenue, between 14th and 15th.   Added 5/26/03.   map

34   JavaCat Cafe:   5549 Geary Blvd, between 19th and 20th.   Added 5/26/03.   map


36   Metro Crepe:   1 Sansome Street, at Market, in the courtyard.   Thanks to des for the tip.   Added 6/21/03.   map

37   Samovar Tea Lounge:   498 Sanchez Street, at 18th Street. At the site of the old Chat Cafe.   Thanks to Robert James Sandler for the tip.   Added 6/28/03.   UPDATE 12/31/03: "Alec" and "Bobby O." report intermittent wi-fi availability at Samovar; Bobby O. says this cafe turns off its hot spot on weekends and discourages use of neighboring hotspots within Samovar.   map | site

41   Skylight Café:   1720 Taraval Avenue, at 28th Avenue.   Thanks to Victor d'Allant for the tip.   Added 8/10/03.   map

43   Muddy's Coffee House:   1304 Valencia Street, at 24th Street.   Thanks to Romel for the tip.   Added 9/9/03.   map

47   Joey's:   517 O'Farrell Street, at Jones Street.   Thanks to John Abbe, who reports that this is "another laundromat/cafe, apparently with 802.11g," and that they offer "'Espresso, Ice Cream, Sausage' (the sausage was okay, but nothing special)' with outlets available.   Added 11/3/03.   map

48   Cafe Francisco:   2161 Powell Street, at Francisco Street.   Thanks to RacerX, who reports that two, sometimes three, open wi-fi access points from nearby homes are within range of this cafe. RacerX reports: "Coffee and tea are both cheaper than at Caffe Roma, and there is plenty of outside seating in the shade."   Added 11/3/03.   map

50   Puccini & Pinetta:   129 Ellis Street, at Cyril Magnin Street.   Thanks to John Abbe for the tip.   Added 11/3/03.   map

51   Westin St. Francis Hotel:   335 Powell Street, at Geary Street.   Thanks to John Abbe, who reports: "Access is free, but you fill out a web form every 1/2 hour. There's an outlet along the wall in the back right of the ground floor. The open snack/drink area there has some comfy seats, and expensive drinks/snacks. The connection is also available from a corridor on the second floor, but not the higher floors..."   Added 11/3/03.   map

52   Caffe La Piazza:   700 Columbus Avenue at Filbert Street.   Thanks to Vernon Kuhns for the tip. Vernon reports that this cafe "is next to an open 802.11b hub. It has available outlets, and, most importantly is under new management (a friend). Say Hi to Charley and Jing if you visit."  Added 11/3/03.   map

55   Bahia Cafe:   1901 Ocean Avenue, at Ashton Avenue.   Thanks to Alan for the tip.   Added 12/31/03.   map

56   Cafe Evolution:   1336 9th Avenue, between Irving and Judah.   Thanks to toor for the tip.   Added 10/21/04.   map | site

57   Cup A Joe:   896 Sutter Street, at Jones Street.   Thanks to eamonn for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

58   Cafe Murano:   1777 Steiner Street, at Sutter.   Added 10/24/04.   map

59   Cafe Medjool:   2516 Mission Street, at 21st Street.   Thanks to Cheu for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

60   Kaleo Cafe:   1340 Irving Street , at 14th Avenue.   Thanks to webdog for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map | site

61   Kona Shores Ice Cream:   1206 Masonic , at Haight Street.   Added 10/24/04.   map | site

62   Cafe 16:   3170 16th Street, at Valencia.   Thanks to Mike for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

63   JJ Dessert House:   1525 Irving Street, at 15th Avenue.   Thanks to Benjamin for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

64   Sit & Spin:   4023 18th Street, at Noe Street.   Thanks to Adam for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

65   It's Delectable:   4416 18th Street, at Eureka Street.   Simon reports that this cafe doesn't provide wi-fi service, but it's within range of an open wi-fi access point named "SMC."   Thanks to Simon for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

66   Polkan Cafe and Deli:   1754 Polk Street, at Washington.   Ask the owner for access and he will provide it with purchase, according to Marissa, the   Thanks to Marissa for the tip. "The owner is a russian immigrant and extremely nice (he gives cans to the chinese ladies) but has been struggling due to competition from the many dining establishments nearby," says Marissa. Please patronize Mr. Polkan's place!   Added 10/24/04.   map

67   Coffee Break:   4601 Geary Boulevard, at 9th Avenue.   Thanks to Jacob LaBay for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

68   South Beach Cafe :   800 The Embarcadero, near Townsend.   Thanks to Danfuzz for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

69   Notes from the Underground Cafe:   2399 Van Ness Avenue, at Green Street.   Thanks to bill for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

70   Tully's:   303 2nd Street, between Harrison and Folsom Streets.   Thanks to David Kapp for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

71   The Reverie Cafe:   848 Cole Street, at Frederick Street.   Thanks to Robert Schuricht (Obo) for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

72   Royal Grounds:   2060 Fillmore Street, at California.   James Hall reports that this cafe doesn't proide wi-fi service, but it's within range of several open access points.   Thanks to James for the tip.   Added 10/24/04.   map

73   Cafe de la Presse:   352 Grant Avenue, at Bush Street.   [This has been one of my favorite cafes for years. It's across the street from the French Consulate and it draws many Europeans. It's definitely the most European-feeling cafe in San Francisco. Will wi-fi alter that? -Sean]   Added 10/24/04.   map | site


If I missed a cafe, or if one of these cafes closes or begins charging for Wi-Fi use, drop me a line and I'll update the list: sean[at]cheesebikini.com. (Remember this is a list of free Wi-Fi cafes, so please don't contact me about cafes that charge a fee for Wi-Fi usage.)

Czech this out: Lloyd Nebres spent a day bouncing from one wi-fi cafe to another across San Francisco, posting photos and dispatches along the way to create a little travelogue.

The folks at Beast Blog are putting together a list of free wi-fi locations in the East Bay.

Here's another list of free Wi-Fi hot spots throughout the Bay Area and the world: wififreespot.com.

And here's a list of open wireless nodes that Bay Area people have set up, mostly in their homes.

Join the free networks movement! Details: freenetworks.org, and the Bay Area Wireless Users' Group.


 
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February 14, 2003
Sushi Freakshow

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Last night I went with housemate Dav to my new favorite restaurant: a crazy, cozy, wonderful sushi joint called Country Station. It was a bizarre meal, indeed.

A strange drunk woman told Dav she was entranced by his "look." She immediately began photographing Dav, and she continued to snap shots and compliment him for about an hour, until we paid our bill and headed out. Then she stumbled along after Dav, babbling and snapping photos on the street.

Later we headed to a bar a few blocks away, and guess who was there? His new groupie lurched over and happily began a new photo session. Then I started photographing her photographing him.

Things became interesting as the other bar patrons tried to figure out who this celebrity was. A smarmy yuppie sidled up next to me and said, "Yo bruh. Who's your friend? Oh come on bruh, tell me his name."

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So I said, "Come on now, leave him alone. He never goes out anymore because people harass him like this wherever he goes. Do you know what I had to go through to drag him out tonight? I promised not to answer any questions about him; if you want his name you'll have to ask him."

"Fine. My girlfriend will know anyway," he said. "She knows who all the celebrities are."

Five minutes later, just as Groupie Number One wrapped up her final photo shoot, the girlfriend showed up and began interrogating Dav.

"I know you're someone famous, who are you? Are you David Morrow? Seriously, you are David Morrow aren't you?"

(Incidentally, who the hell is David Morrow?)

Dav -- who emphasizes now that he did not adore the attention -- had to escape eventually, so I hailed a cab and we headed to one of those oddball San Francisco parties where a naked woman lies on a table, and chefs carefully cover her body with freshly prepared sushi for the guests.

Yes indeed. Last night, sushi was the magic word.

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February 08, 2003
Snapshots from Glen Canyon

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Glen Canyon is one of San Francisco's little-known gems, and it's less than a mile from my doorstep.

The last few days have been unseasonably sunny. The wildflowers seem to think it's spring already...

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January 19, 2003
Kai 2003

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Meet my new housemate, Mr. Kai Jettmar.

Here's the scoop: Kai's mother Eva is an old friend who was one of the first tenants in the house. Kai, Eva and Eva's mother Elfriede usually live in Austria. But all three moved to the U.S. temporarily because Eva took a teaching-assistant gig at Stanford that will last several months.

The Jettmars are living with us for a couple of weeks while they seek longer-term housing.

Now fasten your seatbelt: Dav, who lives in the downstairs room, is Eva's old ex-boyfriend. But Dav isn't Kai's father.

There's no need to watch TV here in San Francisco, where we cultivate a surplus of real-life slapstick and drama.

But I've never had a cuter housemate.

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January 17, 2003
Snapshots from The Mission

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January 16, 2003
Trustworthy mechanics in San Francisco?

mechanicSkip this entry unless you live near San Francisco.

I was tired of being ripped off so I asked my friends whether they could recommend a mechanic they're satisfied with. Several friends said they were very happy with their mechanics. I find this hard to imagine, but they actually said they trusted their mechanics too.

I summarized the recommendations below for everyone else who has to deal with a car in this town.

(I promise I'm not getting any kickbacks for this!)

Cesar: Bug and Hare Repair:

"...decent, but they do mostly VW's (new and old)."

Cooper: Manolo Auto, 2831 Cesar Chavez just West of 101, (415) 695-0755

"he runs the 76 station on army at the 101 freeway. someone turned him on to me and he has always been fair if not the cheapest. he's also really good and usually does the work the same day.
he did my clutch and transmission for $300.
full severice tunup was $140
new front shocks was $250
water pump was $140
...all was parts and labor
he's the only guy i go to."

Gal, Sarah and Jessica all recommend Carlos, 1970 Mcallister St. near Lyon, (415) 567-8420

Gal: "I love my mechanic, and he was referred by Dana in our crew. And he's very honest. His name is Carlos, and he has a shop called Car-Los Automotive on McAllister Street around Lyon. Not sure of the number, but I know he's listed in 411. Tell him I sent you."

Lani:

"Henry Chin in Berkeley. He's worth the trip."

Miles:

"I've been very satisfied with my (former) mechanic. The place is called 'The Garage'; it's on Juniper south of market. The whole team is freaks, which makes me feel at home."

[Note: Miles moved to Southern California; that's why he has a new mechanic.]

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December 16, 2002
Santarchy in the USA

bart-bunny.jpgAh, 'twas a sweet, sweet Stampede. Indeed.

Find the bunny here.

And there. And here. And there.






 

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December 12, 2002
The Red Coats Are Coming

Click for full photo (62K)Remember what happened the last time Santa visited North Beach and Chinatown?

Word on the street says he'll return this weekend.
And he's one mean drunk.

So you'd better not pout.
 

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July 19, 2002
San Francisco Salmonella

restaurant symbolNervous about that hot date? If it includes dinner in San Francisco, look up the restaurant here for a great icebreaker. Now you're prepared for an enchanting dinner conversation about recent health code violations. Go get her, cowboy.

Thanks to Dav for writing the script that build the list -- it pulls the business names from a Department of Public Health database.

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