I give you Ouchy the Clown.

In most towns, merely being a clown DJ will make you stand out. And in most towns, merely being an exhibitionist bondage performer will make you stand out.

In San Francisco, you'll need to combine the two. Then you might stand out from all the other freaks, on a slow night. If you're lucky.

By the way, Ouchy is a trained corporate meeting facilitator.