The Silent Menace
October 3rd, 2002Kid: “Bye Dad…”
Dad: “Wait, where are you going?”
Kid: “I’m going down to hang out on the street corner with some friends.”
Dad: “Hmmm. Is that Marcel kid going with you? You and your friends are going to talk aloud, right?”
Kid: “Of course, and don’t worry, Marcel couldn’t make it — too windy or something.”
Dad: “Well, okay. Have fun.”
Announcer: “Do you talk with your kids? Kids who talk are 94% less likely to become mimes than kids who don’t. So talk to your kids… and make sure they talk back. Parents… the anti-mime.”
This is Alan Galloway‘s latest proposed radio spot. Citizen Galloway is devoted to protecting us all from quiet terrorism — if you’re an American, memorize his other dispatches immediately. It’s your patriotic duty.
I haven’t seen Alan in at least six months but we’ll have lunch tomorrow, unless enemy agents trap him in an invisible box.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
LMAO thats some funny crap…
hey.
my name is alan gallooway too.
talk to me