July 29th, 2002

“Everything I ever really needed to know I learned from ruthlessly torturing my captives.”

– Cooper Wiseman.


July 27th, 2002

Supersnail Playa freaks Supersnail (Julian Cash) creates fantastic Playa Freak portraits! Rumor has it, he works his magic from a secret white tent studio somewhere in Black Rock City.

His site is a great source of pre-Playa inspiration and it will cheer you up too. (Can you tell I’m excited about Burning Man? It’s less than a month away.)

He’s got great photos of Open Source geeks as well.

San Francisco Salmonella

July 19th, 2002
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Nervous about that hot date? If it includes dinner in San Francisco, look up the restaurant here for a great icebreaker. Now you’re prepared for an enchanting dinner conversation about recent health code violations. Go get her, cowboy.

Thanks to Dav for writing the script that build the list — it pulls the business names from a Department of Public Health database.

More photos

July 15th, 2002

More photos here.


July 7th, 2002

“We are borrowing this planet from our children,
but we have to put their diapers somewhere.”

– Cooper Wiseman

Treatment under sexologist

July 3rd, 2002

It’s a sex therapy site written in Engrish?! Thanks to Davezilla for finding it. An excerpt:

Q: Sir, my sexual activity to my wife is unsatisfied because my ejection is very fast is their any treatment to slow down my ejection

A: You can have sex for hours without ejaculation. You need proper treatment under sexologist.

NOTE: NO DOCTOR OR SEX THERAPIST IS HERE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. I am not at all associated with this “sexologist” and I’m not a sex therapist. So many people have posted comments about their sex problems after this post, that I’m not sure whether they’re joking. If you have a sexual health problem, please seek professional help.

kleenex are greasy.

July 1st, 2002

mickey.gif let’s face it.